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Dude, now I go, into the abyss.

To do what?

Buy jeans.

HAAAATE HAAATE HAATTE.

And maybe a pair of black or tan dress pants...

HATE HATE.

Why the hate? Because the moronic people that make them assume that if you have a big ass, you have short legs. Or if you have long legs you have a small ass.

I have a big ass and long legs.

Yup, needle in a fucking haystack.

Date: 2009-01-17 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] returnofpiper.livejournal.com
What about those of us with a small ass and large thighs?

Clearly I should just wear skirts.

Date: 2009-01-17 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raven-moon.livejournal.com
I have that problem, only on top. My boobs are four sizes bigger than the rest of me. Anything that does not look like a flour sack on me has no place for 'the girls.'

Date: 2009-01-17 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hailpoetry.livejournal.com
I feel ya, dude. If you're bigger than a size 8 and taller than 5'4", shirts *and* pants don't fit right. It sucks so hard.

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